Top 3 Strange But Common Masturbation Techniques

The fact you clicked on a story concerning the hierarchy of weird masturbation techniques proves you are well versed in the subject, but before you run off and teach a ‘no guilt self loving’ course at your local learning annex take a moment and brush up on these basics.

#3 Insertion Masturbation

“Over the years men have found a large variety of things and places into which an erect penis can be inserted. From other people’s hands to watermelons, toilet paper rolls, even fake vaginas that can be purchased on the Internet.

Men with intact foreskins know that they have an advantage because they have a foreskin. The forskin allows them to ‘incert’ their erect penises into a larger variety of things because of the added protection that a foreskin offeres. The highly sensitive foreskin will be pulled back and forth over the glans, so it serves as a type of sleeve through which the penis can slide. The foreskin reduces friction between the glands and the intact penis.”

#2 Pillow Push

“This technique requires external stimulation such as a pornographic video. The man should sit in a comfortable chair or couch and fast forward the video to a section where vaginal or oral penetration of a woman is graphically shown. Then he should fold the pillow so that it wraps around his erect penis. This can also be done with mashed banana in a baggie. Then match the actors “stroke for stroke” until he ejeculates. The scene can be rerun as many times as it takes.

A tip here is to wear a condom so you don’t have to worry about the mess afterwards, unless that turns you on, then go for it.”

#1 Restrictive Masturbation

“This technique takes some common sense but will greatly enhance your orgasm. Tear a piece of t-shirt into a strip about 2-inces wide by 20-inches long. Then once you have achieved an erection (or even if you haven’t) drape the t-shirt strip over the root of your penis from above. Then loosely tie the ends and cinch the loop that this makes up under your testicles.

Your penis and testicles should be enclosed within the loop at this point. Cinch the loop comfortably tight.

Begin to masturbate. You will experience a more intense erection while masturbating with this restrictive method because the blood flow to your penis is restricted. The tighter you draw the loop the harder the erection.

One of the side effects of this method will be an intense orgasm. Your sperm will shoot twice as far and you will probably expel twice as much sperm.

Remember that this technique takes a bit of common sense. Don’t over do it.”

Have a stranger way to blow your load?  Do us all a favor and share it in the comments.

source of quotes ( the learning center: Male Masturbation ).  Also for a little extra credit and a straight-faced description of ‘ball-cupping’ go ahead and check out the alphabetical masturbation directory listed here

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