Opinion: Why You Should Shut the Fuck up About iPhone4 Reception Problems

If you’re a gadget nerd, and I have to assume you are since you’ve come across this post, then you have also read the stories about Apple’s iPhone 4 and the strange issues plaguing the new handset.  These issues range from reception problems, sensor defects and screen discoloration to...

Does iPhone 4 Have a Built In Anti-Porn-Viewing Feature?

VAN NUYS, Calif. – Late last night, the mobile porn-watching community was in an uproar over Apple’s new iPhone 4 handset losing signal while being held in only the left hand, creating an obvious problem for right handed masturbators. When it was unveiled by Apple earlier this month, one of the iPhone...

Hey buddy, you interested in seeing some iPhone 4 nude pix?

iFixit is making their name ironic again as they tear through Apple’s latest baby to expose its beautiful innards to the world.  What has come out of all this useless destruction you ask? Well one i’m sure they’re seeing a nice traffic spike but also they’ve confirmed that...

What it’s like to own an Apple Product

The life of an Apple fanboy isn’t an easy one, it is full of constant upgrades, frustrations and wanting.  TheOatmeal.com illustrates this theme and the never ending upgrading cycle all too accurately.  Click here to...