Pink Visual Building Massive Underground Bunker to Ride Out the 2012 Apocalypse

As you might have read in the news this morning, we’re building an enormous underground bunker in preparation for the Apocalypse that various prognosticators and ancient calendar interpreters have predicted will take place in December of 2012.

To answer the two main questions that are likely burning in your mind right about now (based on the responses we’ve received from media outlets to our press release this morning):

– Yes, we’re serious about this.

– No, I mean it: we really are building a great big underground bunker.

Why are we doing this, you ask?

Look at this way; if the Apocalypse doesn’t happen in 2012, we will still have the coolest bunker on the planet, and we can use it as a location to shoot content in, rent it out to other studios –  maybe even major Hollywood studios – to use, or maybe even open a big underground strip club (although getting the requisite permits to do might be an issue with respect to that idea, admittedly).

On the other hand, if the Apocalypse does happen, we’re in good shape, while all the people currently saying we’re nuts for building this bunker will be the ones who find themselves screwed.

We’ll be releasing floor plans and sketches of the bunker’s interior soon. For now, a few more details about what you can expect to find in the bunker, once we’ve completed construction:

* Multiple bars, fully-stocked with premium liquors.

* A sophisticated content production studio

* An operational microbrewery

* Topless dance stages complete with load-bearing stripper poles (economical use of the available space is an important consideration here)

We’ll be issuing regular updates to our plan for the bunker in the weeks ahead, including the details pertaining to our selection criteria for bunker inhabitants other than Pink Visual employees, staff, owners, performing talent and family members thereof. We’re still vigorously debating that selection criteria here at Pink Visual, but this much I can say with confidence: being a customer of ours certainly won’t hurt your chances. :-)

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26 Responses to “Pink Visual Building Massive Underground Bunker to Ride Out the 2012 Apocalypse”

  1. Ray Morris says:

    This made me laugh because I know the Pink Visual people and we really ARE about to do this. We’re adding an underground nuclear bunker as another datacenter for the Clonebox hot spare server system, so companies like Pink Visual really CAN have their business that well protected.

    You just might see a follow up story with video of their hot spare servers being moved into our underground bunker.

  2. Geof says:

    This is great, I have many great idea we could implement in this kind of project, I have done studies in 3D architecture and I would love to participate in it’s development. If someone over at Pink Visual reads this, you can contact me, I’d love to be part of this.

  3. peter says:

    Hi.Please contact with me.I am a professiona enfineer will help you
    construction the PV building underground,I have experienced at project management , I will join the PV group please contact with me interview and offer.
    best regards
    peter

  4. Andy says:

    Would love to join the bunker project, we have years and years of highly technical experience in concept, design, and installation of the HVAC (Heating, Ventilation, Air-Conditioning Systems) and other necessary filtration components that will be required in your project. We are very focused on sustainable and green designs with isolated self-sustaining systems integration. Please look us up at airwaterengineering.com

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