Fuck Family Values…Watch HTC “Incredible” Porn with Android

So the “family values” excuse that Steve Jobs uses for viewing porn on your iphone is complete nonsense and who gives a crap anyway when you can view INCREDIBLE porn on your HTC Incredible.  It’s no secret that porn drives innovation so we just tested Pink Visual’s HD porn on the new HTC Incredible (After all, Pink Visuals’ tagline is “we innovate, you masturbate”) and here’s our PORNTASTIC review.  First off, the sexy technical specs:

This Incredible gadgetry features a 1GHz Snapdragon CPU, 8GB of internal storage, 748MB of ROM, a micro SD slot, an 8 megapixel camera with dual LED flash and autofocus, 480 x 800 and an OLED capacitive touchscreen which illuminates with vibrant colors and displays videos,  especially porn videos, very well.  The HTC Incredible also features Android 2.1 with HTC’s custom Sense UI.  All this geek candy combined with a 3G network on Big Red equals a match made in porn heaven.

The front of the phone has a roomy eye appealing 3.7 inch WVGA display.  For our video test, we tapped our webkit 3 browser and loaded up a video of Kayla Marie from Pink Visual’s flagship mobile site www.ipinkvisualpass.com . At 3G speed, this pornolicious vid loaded up faster than well…use your imagination.  And, unlike the iPhone, you can multi-task with the HTC Incredible.  So how was I multi-tasking? Well…again you’ll need to use your imagination.  And since the Incredible is sleeker and lighter than the iPhone, let’s just say I had no problems with tired hands.

The audio of the HTC Incredible is rock n roll solid. Or more aptly put, Kayla’s moans and screams were as clear as if you were directing the set. Hell, with the high resolution video (800 x 480) you could have shot the scene as if you were professional pornstar producer yourself.

The only drawbacks I found when doing our Pink Visual porn review on the HTC Incredible were:

1. Watching porn outdoors or in sunlight is tough.  So not too much in car viewing.
2. Battery life. I need more than 8 hours of uninterrupted porn

There’s more good news for porn purveyors on the horizon. We now know that the HTC Incredible will be Android 2.2 (or Froyo as its’ lovingly referred to by Googlites), upgrade ready.  So anticipate seeing those steamy scenes of Kayla from www.ipinkvisualpass.com with a big boost of speed and enhanced browser featuring Chrome.

Our next technology and porn review will be coming up soon.  The gadgetry is of course, a surprise but you know the tech folks at Pink Visual will make sure the review is “stimulating” nonetheless.