Time flies when you’re having fun… and when you’re marketing porn, as well, it seems.

It’s hard to believe, but true, that it has been a year already since we launched PVLocker.com, our ‘cloud-based’ video site that offers scenes for purchase a la carte, as well as cross-platform access and low cost video storage.

To celebrate the site’s birthday, we’re giving all PVLocker customers (new and existing) a free scene just to say thanks for supporting us. To redeem your free scene, you need to establish an account with PVLocker — or if you already have an account, just log in to it — and you will be provided with a ‘redeem code’ that you can then use to claim your free scene.

If you haven’t already checked out PVLocker, this free scene promotion is the perfect excuse to do so. If you are an existing PVLocker customer, then you already know how flexible, easy to use, and straightforward the site is – which is all the more reason to slide on over there and redeem your free scene.

The free scene promo starts today (May 15) and runs through May 30, so you have plenty of time to take advantage of the offer. When you do, take a minute to check out the latest scene from our “Erotic Minds” series, which features the smokin’ hot Leony April in just her second scene shot for Pink Visual.

A few months back, Karina White hit me up via Twitter.  She had heard about me shooting scenes for our new series “It’s Her Fantasy” and wanted to tell me all about her fantasy.  Seemed genuine and hot so I went ahead and got the ball rolling.  She wanted a petite blonde to play with alongside Chris Strokes.  Well, we found Molly Bennett…what we ended up with was a very hot scene with two really beautiful ladies.

Enjoy some stills from the shoot and a teaser video I finished up today.

Consider this a little tease while I’m working on the video.  All I can say is it was a great shoot with a personal vibe.  They forgot I was filming so the end result is real sex, not just porn sex.  Hot!

I really like the premise of this series…The girl tells me one of her fantasies…then chooses the co-star(s), wardrobe, the look of the scene…everything.  So we end up with a scene that she’s excited about shooting.  It doesn’t hurt to have outgoing personalities like Brandy and Nicole too!

Keeping your porn in the cloud may just be the key to saving your marriage. No more having your partner find your ridiculously large stash of hot teen lesbians, or whatever else you have stashed away in that box.

Sign up for PV Locker now and save your marriage!!

My latest effort for our long running series Couples Seduce Teens stars Alyssa Branch with Devon and Marcus. I’m such a huge fan of cotton panties that I wanted to share this vid clip with you. I guess I see so many thongs and fancy panties (I know, I know…you don’t feel sorry for me) that it is a pleasant deviation to more common undergarments. I have a feeling that you’ll see more of them in my shoots.

Hopefully you know by now that PinkVisual has PVLocker.com.  Winner of the XBiz 2012 award for the most innovative product, PVLocker lets you peruse scenes from our catalog as well as offerings from studios like Smash Pictures, Private Media and Acid Rain.  You buy only the scenes you want and then access them from any device, anywhere and anytime.

One of the coolest elements of PVLocker is the upload feature.  You can store videos from your own porn collection in your locker.  Shortly after the file is uploaded, PVLocker will convert it to a format that will allow you to watch it anytime from any device just like our purchased scenes!

 

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You know the old saying about the road to Hell being paved with good intentions? Well, I’m not sure it’s leading to Hell, but Arizona’s HB 2549 has all the hallmarks of being such a paving stone.

On its face, the bill appears to be an attempt by the Arizona Legislature to craft a law that would discourage and punish behavior that really is pretty hard to defend, like cyber-stalking/bullying and online harassment of various stripes. As such, it’s not the intent of the bill that is troubling, but the scope of its language.

As UCLA law professor Eugene Volokh notes, there’s nothing in the bill that limits its application to the sort of one-to-one communications governed by existing laws that punish obscene or harassing phone calls, leaving open the possibility that all sorts of online speech could be subject to HB 2549, should Governor Jan Brewer sign it into law (which she hasn’t done yet).

My concern with this bill is not that it would be used to target porn companies like ours (while I’m not a lawyer, I don’t see how that’s feasible under the plain language of the statute, as porn companies typically don’t produce content or descriptions aimed at offending, annoying or intimidating some specific recipient) but that it could be used to target speech that might not be pleasant, or particularly “valuable,” but which ought to enjoy the protection of the First Amendment, anyway.

Hopefully Governor Brewer will veto this bill, and we’ll never have to find out if it serves to chill online speech in my home state.

UPDATE: Apparently, the bill has been stopped, was never passed by the Arizona Legislature, and never sent to Jan Brewer’s desk in the first place. I’m planning to write a separate post about Rep. Vic Williams’ characterization of the bill’s various critics as tinfoil hat-wearing conspiracy theorists, but for now, I’ll just content myself with the fact that this legislative error has been preempted, and hope that any future version of the bill will have the sort of limiting construction that the previous version lacked.

As strange as this might sound coming from an Internet pornographer, Rush Limbaugh and I have something in common: we both love simple solutions to complex problems.

Presumably, Rush’s offer to “buy all of the women at Georgetown University as much aspirin to put between their knees as they want” is designed to prevent those women from getting pregnant, without them having to resort to the slutifying practice of accepting health insurance-subsidized contraceptives in order to avoid unwanted and unplanned pregnancies.

Now, I’m not a physician, so I can’t say for sure what potential a woman holding aspirin between her knees actually holds as a method of birth control, but my hunch is that it might not work in certain situations. For example, when in the “doggy style” position, I suspect most women could press their knees together so tightly that even the smallest tab of aspirin could not fit, and still receive penetration by the male sexual organ.

So, while I appreciate Rush’s attempt to proactively address one of the day’s most pressing concerns (it’s right up there with Satan’s ongoing assault against American culture, I should hope), I think he may have missed the mark here, and in the process, missed an opportunity to address the actual root cause of ALL unplanned pregnancies: the penis.

I’m getting older now, so I’m a little shaky on the details of the sex edumification I received back in middle school, but as I understand it, outside of a laboratory setting (and, perhaps, ancient Jerusalem), every means of getting pregnant requires the involvement, direct or otherwise, of a penis.

Remember the affinity for simple solutions to complex problems that I referenced earlier? Well, what could be simpler than cutting off this problem at its source?

Yes, the time has come for a solutions-oriented legislative proposal to create a nationwide program of prophylactic emasculation: the Saving the Nation from Immoral Pregnancy Prevention – or “SNIPP” – Act.

The benefits of the SNIPP Act don’t stop with a reduction in unplanned pregnancies, either. No more embarrassing erections in gym class! An end to marital tensions stemming from toilet seats left in the upright position! Choirs around the country would have many more falsettos to choose from! The list goes on and on.

I know the SNIPP Act won’t be well-received by some people. Men who currently do have penises, in particular, might have an objection or two, but we all know that solving America’s problems is going to require some shared sacrifice, right?

One drawback to the SNIPP Act is that castration also tends to reduce the number of desired and planned pregnancies – and that’s why we have to consider the breadth of the program before we hold any sort of ribbon cutting ceremony to celebrate its launch. There will need to be exceptions and exemptions included in order to facilitate continued American procreation, obviously, which is why I favor a “phased approach” to implementing the Act.

The enforcement of the Act would start by castrating only those men who are particularly rigid in their adherence to their procreative principles; men who firmly believe that use of contraceptives is unacceptable in any circumstances, and who also oppose abortion. You fellows want to lead America back toward virtue, correct? Well, nothing beats leading by example, and your willingness to be among the first to forfeit your phallus in order to preserve America’s virtue shall not go unnoticed!

The next group to join the ranks of the nation-saving neutered would be the male members of Congress, as this measure would put an end to the impending epidemic of accidental legislative penis-picture-tweets before it starts.

Now that I think about it, the end of Phase 2 would be a good place to pause the SNIPP Act program and conduct a review of its progress. Who knows; after a freshly-cut Congress has reviewed the impact of the SNIPP Act to that point, it’s possible they might reverse themselves where the merits of other contraceptive methods are concerned. For that matter, one debate of the Act when it is still merely a bill might be enough to convince them to trim short the deliberations before plunging ahead with something half-cocked.

Cutting edge thinking like this is just what America needs. Frankly, I’m shocked that a heady guy like Neut Gingrich didn’t suggest it first!

Unless you’ve been living in a cave since December, you’ve probably noticed that a lot of cyber locker and file-sharing services have dropped off of the face of the Web in recent weeks – some voluntarily, others… not so much.

The crackdown on MegaUpload.com and the ripple effect that followed have left quite a number of porn fans in a quandary in terms of where to remotely store their porn video stashes. If you are one such porn fan, consider your quandary solved by way of PVLocker.com and its content upload/storage component!

You can get a free PVLocker storage account by simply purchasing any video on the site, and you can view the videos in your locker (both the ones you purchase and the ones you upload) at any time from your PC, laptop, smartphone or tablet device, because every file on the site, including those that you upload, are “transcoded” so as to be viewable across all of those platforms. Pretty cool, no?

You can check out the PVLocker upload/storage function here. Sure, our system doesn’t allow for sharing of files, but if what you’re looking for is a good place to store your porn for anytime access, and one that won’t be gone tomorrow, PVLocker is the place for you. Use it, and you’ll never have to worry about seeing the graphic below when you drop by to log in:

Come start your Monday off right and watch Lexi Belle and Karlie Montana tack on Dani Daniels in a Live Sex Show at 4PM PST/ 7 PM EST.  Catch all the lesbian fun, interact with these three beautiful ladies, and even make a scene suggestion or two.  Pink Visual members can log into any of our sites and click on the live show button to watch the action for FREE.  Check it out on your mobile device, tablet, or on the PC.

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